Biography

Alf

Maid No. 49 of MISS, as she introduced herself; a clueless yet determined girl. Despite being surprisingly reliable in the heat of battle, she is unfortunately blessed with zero common sense, the inability to read the room, and terrible housekeeping skills. You'd do well to keep her out of the kitchen.

Birthday Alf has no idea
Specialties Shooting, flamethrower maintenance
Likes All things dairy, marbles, curling up in the corner of the sofa, sitting in high places, cats, and going on business trips with Master
Dislikes Dislikes literacy practice, math, and breakable objects

Impressions

Alf's MasterFierce Yet KindAbsolutely Favourite

Intel

  • Cats Is friends with many cats.
  • Further Information: I Often learns new words in books, and rushes to force them into conversation.
  • Further Information: II Masters practical skills with impressive speed. Whether it's from an innate talent, or the mere fact she fails repeatedly yet stubbornly until she learns, isn't quite clear.

Voicelines

  • Character Quote Explosion? No bombs here, nope! Only flour. And Alf's flamethrower.
  • First Meeting Number 49 of MISS, A—Alf, at your service. I can cook, clean, fight, and more!
  • Preparation for Action: I Were you looking for me, Master?
  • Preparation for Action: II A professional maid is always ready to serve!
  • Potential Growth M—Many thanks, Master!
  • Potential Break You taught Alf so many things, so I'm going to repay your kindness, Master!
  • Scattered Thoughts Alf really does like that gentle glint in Master's eyes. The way they shine like that when they're worried for Alf.
  • Inner Feelings Alf's made so many wonderful memories since meeting Master... Hmm... What was Alf even doing, before then...?
  • Greeting I'm going on a business trip with my Master! Wait. Isn't this supposed to be a "business trip"?
  • Outside the Detective's Office I turned off the taps and the lights, and closed the doors and the windows... Wait! The cooker! I might've forgotten about the cooker!
  • Riding: I Master's pony is a Silver... craft? What is that?
  • Riding: II Come on, pony. Help Master run some errands!
  • Riding: Speeding Up This is so fast! I'll be there in no time.
  • Riding: Sudden Stop Be nice, pony!
  • Riding: Flying I love high places! But the Master said that only cats, smoke, and fools love the heights. So that means I must be a cat!
  • Lucky Find: I Wow! Would you look at that!
  • Lucky Find: II I'm going to show this to Master.
  • Inspect You... You can do it, Alf! You really can!
  • Expose That person smells like trouble!
  • Battle Start: I The most important job of a maid is to protect her Master!
  • Battle Start: II Leave this to Alf, professional maid extraordinaire!
  • Tactical Assault: I Here comes the fire!
  • Tactical Assault: II Burn it all down!
  • Entering Battle You'll have to go through me!
  • Skill Super clean up!
  • Parry Whoa!
  • Dodge That was close...
  • Wounded Oww, that hurts.
  • Exhausted I'm sorry, Master...
  • Ultimate: I Flamethrower at the ready!
  • Casual Chat Got a lot on your mind, Master? Perhaps I can do some of it for you. Because I really really want to help.
  • Ultimate: II Fuelled up and fired up!
  • Execute: I Alf always hits her shots! The MISS Agency taught her well!
  • Execute: II You'll never miss if you get close enough!
  • Victory: I How did Alf do, on a scale of one to ten?
  • Victory: II Oh dear! I accidentally burned the evidence! Oh... I'm so sorry!
  • After Rain Why must we wash clothes that are wet from the rain? Nature has already done the work for us.
  • Nighttime I don't care how late it is. I'm always ready to keep you company, Master!
  • At Maid Institute, Society, and Services Why you're here, Master? Are you... looking for a new maid?! Am I going to be made redundant?

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